you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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