yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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