Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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