that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Randomize
