I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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