White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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