The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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