The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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