She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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