They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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