What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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