Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
A bitchslap is in order.
Never joke about your clitoris.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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