Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
