I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
