your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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