Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so that wasnt chicken after all
you guys were way drunker than both of me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
