Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize