Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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