i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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