shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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