READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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