If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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