Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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