So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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