idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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