i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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