I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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