What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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