Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is Oprah even human
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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