I want to make a zoo with you.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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