Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
