i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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