haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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