She's JV to your varsity
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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