Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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