Your dad touched me again.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
