so explain again why im purple
no
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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