I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
