so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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