Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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