You're so nebulous sometimes
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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