Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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