Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
