He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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