Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Randomize
