i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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