I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'm really busy with my period
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