quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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