I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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