Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
