I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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