YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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