Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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