you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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