what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How does it feel to date your dad?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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