I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
sex in a hospital.. check
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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