Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Damn victory sex feels great
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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